I write like app: who do you write like?

I'm messing with this app I saw on facebook. You enter some of your writing in the box (A blog post, unfinished novel or story, etc) and it tells you "who you write like." My story gave me David Foster Wallace (author if the reallyreallyrealy long book infinite jest that i'm now reading. My blog posts gave me Dan Brown and David Foster Wallace again. Then I started being silly. This is what I did.
"Death. Despair. Depression. Grief." Arthur Conan Doyle
"Boys. Happiness. Joy. Love." Jane Austen
"Centaurs. Unicorns. Witches. Wizards." J.K Rowling
This is too much fun.

I'm in Atlanta now, we're clearing the house out and putting it on the market. When we arrived we found both the garage and deck doors wide open, signifying a break-in. My question is this; why would anyone climb UP THE DECK to get inside? Mad. Anyways, this is the 3rd/4th time this has happened so I'm glad we won't have to deal with it anymore.
Also there's birds in our attic. :( We're gonna set them free!

Other than that: Harry Potter w/Chandler next week! Leaving Monday, for two days at Universal, then retour on Thursday. After that, back to Winston on the 15th because little broski has Boy Scout camp.

I'm re-reading Book 5 (ties with Book 6 for my least favorite, but saying you have a least favorite HP book is like saying you have a least favorite type of chocolate cake.)

Also have: Infinite Jest (insanely long contemporary fiction novel) and Leviathan!

Things to look forward to: Wrock, Warped (mayhaps), August-getting-ready-for-college, AP Scores, and ORIENTATION